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Yes, first dates are always the scariest. Nothing ruins a good first date like getting drunk and crying over your ex.

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So before you head out the door to meet your potential Mr. Right or Mr.

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Notify me of new posts by email. Haha, just playing with you. Please be my Instagram friend. Am I trying to hard? DatingWeekend Shenanigans.

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August 5, by Violet Benson. I noticed you liked her pics before this date.

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So do you love her??? So what are we drinking? You look familiar… did we already fuck? Oh wait I think I know your brother!!! I love you. Too soon? Sorry, I may have to take a phone.

Can we wrap this up? I have another date after. May I interest you in me black guy commercial you on for a few months and wasting your time? I invited my parents to join us.

Can I borrow some money? I want to love you. Wanna take a pic? Do you mind posting it tho?? Oh what the hell!!?? So where do you see us in 5 years? I have daddy issues.

Do you mind taking a look and telling me what you think it is? So what are we drinking!?! Yok did I get catfished.

I deleted mine but like no pressure… So, like, what are we? Can I crash at your place tonight? Where do you see this going? Wow you look a lot better in your pictures. How many years ago were those taken?

Things you don t say on a first date

Can I borrow your thinga Wanna see my Pinterest page? I already have our whole wedding planned out!! My ex works here but they have the best sushi.

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You look exactly like my ex. You remind me so much of my ex. Wanna see some pics? How many kids do you want? Sorry my boyfriend keeps calling, Let me turn off my phone.

Anyway, where were we? What are you doing 6 months from now? Are you an organ donor?

I looked you up and you seem to be very healthy… can we walk by that dark alley after dinner? Cough cough cough Sorry, cat hair! Honestly, I kinda have nothing going on right now, so I could really use some extra attention.

Anyway, what are we drinking!?!

I stalked your entire family on Facebook. I took the liberty of inviting your mom. Were you planning on taking me back to your place tonight? If so, can I borrow your razor? How much money do you make?

Can you take a thins of me eating this pasta? Another one drinking this wine? How about one of me by the door? This is what I do all day. Okay, less talking and more pictures.

Do you have health insurance? Can I get under your current health plan?

Things you don t say on a first date

Can I stay the night? Or two? Our kids would have the cutest smiles. Damn that laxative is finally kicking in—omg. Omg the waiter is kinda hot. Will you be my wingman? I think I just peed myself a little from laughing so hard.

I should have worn underwear, dammit. Before I get into analyzing your zodiac sign, let me get a few things off my chest.

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First of all, I hated the romance between Blair and Dan. It just made no sense Would you even stop and stare?

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Maybe if I were a model Your so funny hun cool and this isnt a pick up line where do i know you from???